you know what’s a trope that never gets tired is when theyre bouncing around in the plot and suddenly an important name crops up- it’sblorbo bleebus. and some dude is like who the hell is blorbo bleebus. and we immediately cut to our new friend blorbo bleebus pulling the most absolutely buckwild shit you’ve ever seen
enhanced edition of this trope is when they cut to blorbo bleebus doing something entirely contradictory to how they were just introduced, like “i know a professional, someone discreet who can handle things quietly” cut to blorbo bleebus in the wildest fucking bar brawl you’ve ever seen, screaming their own name and stopping to down shots while still holding some dude in a headlock
We need a Dracula movie where they do this with Van Helsing.
“unalive myself” “grippy socks visit to the hospital” “corn addicts” talk like a fucking grown up. seriously.
“Gen z slang came about by cowtowing to algorithms made by large corporations and ad execs, that is SO PUNK compared to millenial slang which is about being individually unique.”
Modern “punks” have no idea what punk stands for. In other, more surprising news, water is wet. More on this at 11.
Seriously though, kids these days are so eager to lick boot and call it rebellion. If you say unalive instead of kill because you’ll lose your funding, congratz, you let them censor you. “They'lltake away our revenue!” And? Rebellion comes with consequences, change is a fight, protecting your values comes at a cost.
If you never pull at the leash, it doesn’t matter how much you bark, you’re still going where they want you to.
this july I got to draw so many wonderful characters!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA
1) leilith harmony from genyaapa_art (on insta) 2) arilaia from knedraws (on twitter) 3) bright from @1ndieblue 4) & 5) ash from @tehspikey 6) idris from serenamidori (on twitter)
Can’t believe in the year 2023 we have to say: do not consume borax. It will not provide a “parasite cleanse”, it does not combat the “evil fluoride” in your water, and it is not a super mineral. It will damage your organs. Also, it’s not rated for human consumption so frankly, who knows what it’s cross-contaminated with (my personal bet would be arsenic).
Y'all are eating the chemical powder blacksmiths use to purify metal?????
these are the same people who still say “millennials eat tide pods” in 2023
Borax is a laundry detergent additive. It is just as bad as eating tide pods. It is toxic to humans. But the Karens of the world obviously know better than doctors and chemical experts who put “Do Not Consume” on the box that it is sold in.
And yes it is also used by metal smiths to prevent forge scale (iron oxide aka rust) from forming in-between layers of metal that they are trying to forge together.
just… just put SALT??? or Baking Soda, I mean…. I wanna ask what are these people taking but its obviously Borax
More male characters who are interested in their mother’s legacy. As a trope there’s a lot of sons and daughters who follow in the father’s footsteps and there’s yes, girls who honor their mother, ect. But let’s have more dudes who are like. Stumbling on their mom’s secret fairy cottage or some shit. And they’re like aight gotta make the tea
Love when people are designing their own fan made pokemon region based on a specific real world area and make the effort to design every pokemon to fit that specific area, as if game freak didn’t introduce the mexican wrestling pokemon in the french region
